The space odyssey of the snow leopard

{on behalf of Liara}

More than a year has passed since I delivered the body of my beloved, Cerberus.

They assured me that they could revive her, but I was skeptical about this.

But it's better than nothing!

There is always a little hope.

In the meantime, I must look for different ways to fight the reapers.

After all, the day is not far off when they will come and a war of unprecedented proportions will break out.

I hope the Protheans left at least some clues.

But let's be realistic, they were the most advanced race, and even that didn't save them.

So what chance do we have?

But, as Shepard said, the main thing is to believe.

Shepard, I miss you.

Today, the artifact that I found in the ruins of the Protheans arrived at the station, I know that I am at great risk of dealing with the pirate queen, but I have no choice. I need to get to the laboratory on the Citadel and study the artifact, maybe it will give some clue.

Aria sent me a message that the person she hired is waiting for me in the docking bays.

And when I got there I saw.

A woman, quite beautiful with white hair and blue eyes.

AND…

Does she have ears and a tail?

Seriously?

Aria, who did you hire?

Masquerade lover?

Well, at least the clothes she was wearing seemed to be normal, although it was clear that she was wearing a coat, under which, judging by the cut at the feet, there was a one-piece tight-fitting suit.

"Are you Doctor Liara T'Soni?" the girl asked me.

"Yes," I answered

"Okay, follow me, your cargo is already on the ship."

I nodded and followed her.

AND…

Is she really a mercenary?

Her ship is a military one, and...

For some reason it reminds me of "Normandie".

When I got on board, I didn't see a single crew member.

'Em…'

"Oh, sorry, my name is Sirin," she said

"Sirin, where is the whole crew?"

"Enterprise come here."

Then, I saw a girl a little taller than Sirin approach us, she also had white hair, but her eyes were purple, she was dressed in clothes, I don't even know how to put it correctly, more like the clothes that ship captains wore on earth .

"Which one? Enterprise, where did you get these clothes?" - this surprised Sirin

'Like? I created it from memories!" answered the taller girl

"Okay, Liara is the Enterprise, the consciousness of the ship, something like an AI but much better."

What?

Is she an AI?

But how?

"So, you are the captain of this ship, and the rest of the crew is the ship?"

"Pretty much, and is she my wife?"

"YOU'RE MARRIED TO A SHIP."

"No need to shout, I'm standing here."

"Sorry, it just surprised me, it's just the first time I've seen someone who is married to a ship."

"Well, here I am," she said, then added

"Come on, I'll show you your cabin," she said as she left and I went to her.

We approached the elevator, which was located behind the galactic map, just like on the Normandy, so Liara, stop being nostalgic!

But I couldn't be surprised, this ship has too advanced technology that I have never seen anywhere.

Maybe this is a secret development and she stole it?

I don't think so, but there is something in it.

We took the elevator down to the living decks and walked to the door.

"Here, this will be your cabin, settle down if anything happens, I'll be waiting for you on the bridge," she said as she left

Walking into the room, I couldn't help but be surprised.

This is definitely a cabin for the crew, it's too... luxurious.

Okay, I need to contact the Citadel so they can wait for me.

But…

Who are you Sirin?

{1st person}

I went up to the bridge and immediately asked Enterprise

"Enterprise, have you received the galactic map?" I asked my wife.

Yes, before leaving, I asked the pirate queen to transmit the coordinates of all systems in the milky way. 

"Affirmative... Should I ask the coordinates of the citadel?" she asked

'YES!'

"Destination selected... Citadel: estimated time of arrival 3 days."

I frowned.

"So long?"

'Captain…'

"Enterprise, I am your wife first, and you are mine, so just call me Sirin."

"I accepted, so we could get there in a minute. But we have a guest on board, so I don't think it's a good idea to show her our capabilities, which no other race is capable of, at least for the next 10,000 years."

"You're right, so we'll have to use a repeater?"

"Yes!" she answered

"Okay, then, start the engines, and headed towards the repeater.

As she said, she started the engine and we flew out of Omega's docking bays.

Hearing footsteps behind me, I turned around.

"Oh Liara, you have already gotten used to it, now we will jump through the relay. We will arrive at the Citadel in 3 days."

"3 DAYS?" she shouted

'Yes.'

"But how? Even my last ship took at least 7 days, maybe more."

I was sweating, what should I tell her?

"What can I say, I'm special, I was developed by her father's best scientists, they were collected from different systems, and each one brought something different."

Damn what my wife is talking about! Is this kind of my backstory? What about the holes, for example, who is my father, where am I from, and so on.

She looked at me

"Sorry Liara, I can't tell you this, it's all secret," I said, pretending that I was sad because of this.

But I saw that she was looking at my head in surprise.

"Are they real?" she said pointing to my head and I understood what she meant.

"Um, this was also an experiment of sorts, so I can't tell you about it."

"I understand, I'm sorry, I was just surprised that you could move them, I thought they were fake."

"Yes, everyone thinks so." - I lied, no one else talked about my ears or tail

"Attention... We are about to go supersonic." Enterprise's voice came from the speakers.

We had already flown up to the repeater, and having flown into it, he fired at us, and we were behind the cockpit of my ship, imagining blue lines, well, like in films from the past, when ships used hyperjump.

"Well, I don't know about you, but I want to sleep, so I'm retiring to my cabin," I said, grabbing Enterprise's hand.

Together with her, we went down to my cabin, and I immediately saw a mirror.

I decided to look at myself in this world for the first time.

AND…

Wow!

I'm a hot babe

Long white hair, blue eyes, small nose, my height was also not big, maybe somewhere between 160 and 165? Well, Enterprise is at least taller than me.

I was wearing a long coat, but it looked very expensive and of high quality, it was black and white, the upper part was white, the lower part was black, at the waist around the coat there was a belt on which my two blasters hung.

Taking off my belt and throwing away my coat, I was surprised again.

I was wearing some kind of tight-fitting suit, which was mostly black, but in the chest area it turned white, and although it was tight-fitting, I didn't feel it at all.

It's a shame my breasts weren't big, but hey, it's not the end of the world.

I undressed, and stared at myself completely naked, and began to get excited.

Am I a narcissist?

I looked at Enterprise and told her 

"Take off your clothes!"

"Do you want to have intercourse?" she said, I just blushed

"Not today, I'm really tired and want to sleep, so I just want to hug you." I told her and she also began to take off her clothes.

But since I had already seen her naked, I was not surprised by her proportions.

We got into bed and I snuggled up to her, but then she did something I didn't expect from her.

She kissed me.

The kiss was gentle, and of course I responded to it.

"Enterprise?"

"I hacked everything, the terminals at the station, and read that lovers do this."

Oh no!

'And you…'

"I also know how to please a woman in 99 ways."

I blushed and said.

"Come on later, but now just lie with me."

"Attention... Attention... Geth signatures detected."

"What?" I said, jumping out of bed and looking at Enterprise, which did not move, and then seemed to come to life.

"Sorry, I had to direct my consciousness to the system. We exited the hyperjump and were discovered by the geth, who sent 10 of their battleships towards us," she said

So the Reapers want to destroy me, well, let's see who will fuck whom first.

After getting dressed, we went up to the bridge where Liara was waiting.

"What happened?" asked Asari.

"Geths, they sent 10 battleships towards us."

"Why, we need to fly away from them, otherwise they will destroy us," she said, turning as pale as possible on her blue skin.

I nodded.

"Enterprise, stop the engine."

'WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU WANT TO KILL US," Liara screamed, but I didn't listen to her anymore.

Soon, the geth appeared and surrounded us.

I knew what they wanted to do.

And their attack did not take long to arrive.

All 10 ships fired at me at the same time, I saw their charges flying towards my ship from all sides, threatening to destroy it.

I grinned.

And at that moment, my shield absorbed all 10 shots.

What can I say, I like the face Liara made.

"Well Enterprise, let's have some fun."

I told her I sent my ship, which, due to its speed, turned out to be the first linko in a few minutes

'Fire!'

After my words, there was a shot that immediately destroyed the battleship

-1

Then I flew to the one next to me, and was just hiding behind him when the others fired at me, destroying their own.

-2

I destroyed the next three, shooting right through them.

It so happened that they were on the same line, so the shot went through, destroying 3 ships at once.

-3

-4

-5

With the last 5, I decided not to waste time on trifles and launched 5 shells at once.

They tried to dodge, but as if my shells were smart, they turned behind the battleships and the next moment 5 explosions lit up space. 

"That's it, let's go to bed, otherwise I didn't get enough sleep." - I said walking past the frozen Liara.

So 3 days passed and we were already in orbit, the citadel.

During these three days, Liara interrogated me, but I always said that it was secret and she had no choice but to simply surrender.

"The Citadel is requesting an unknown ship." I heard from the speaker 

"My name is Sirin, I am the captain of the Enterprise," I said

"We don't have you or yours in our database..."

"This is Doctor Liara T'Soni. She accompanies me." Liara intervened.

"I got it! You can head to the docking bays." - he said

That's what I did!

So, I'm ready to go down to the well-known Citadel, I hope I won't get into trouble.

I shouldn't have thought about this, oh, what a waste.